Sh’t Show Can the world survive so much incompetence?
Are you the biggest Bullsh’tter? The Ringmaster has mastered the art of rolling sh’t downhill. It’s a hard act to follow.
Four steps to survive the Sh’t Show
Deal the Bullsh’t.
3–6 players (or teams). Each draws 5 cards from the Bullsh’t deck. Pick a Ringmaster — the role rotates, no advantage to going first.
Ringmaster sets the scene.
The Ringmaster flips a card from the Ringmaster deck — a topic or half-baked phrase begging for a response.
Play your worst, face down.
Everyone slaps down a Bullsh’t card from their hand, anonymously. Mix them up so the Ringmaster picks blind.
Win by going broke.
The Ringmaster picks a winner. Losers draw a fresh card. First player (or team) to empty their hand wins. Use the blank cards to make it your own.
A small taste of the deck.
275 cards in the box — 21 of them blank so you can write your own fresh disasters. 100% printed on actual paper, like an old-timey newspaper. Hover one to pick it up.
Facilitators of bad decisions.
The Commander in Tweet
Issues policy in all caps.
Director of Emotional Support Lies
Will defend anything.
Director of Vendettas
Maintains an enemies list in a Trapper Keeper.
Secretary of Office Warfare
Salutes, slurs, sells the next segment.
Head of Panic Management
Professionally overreacting since Q!
Chief Engineer of Excuses
Precision-crafted accountability avoidance.
Director of Dumpster Fires
Turning small problems into legendary disasters.
Your nominee here
Know someone who belongs in the cabinet? Contact HR to recommend a new position.
People said things.
I lost three friendships and gained a husband. Worth it.
Funnier than the news. Also more accurate.
My in-laws stopped speaking to me. Going on record: thank you, Shit Show.
Use as directed. Or don't.
Every order is one entry to win the Ultimate Game Night Kit — a $300 prize package picked at random.
One winner. US & Canada, 18+. No-purchase entry available. Quietly hoping a lot of you enter so the odds get embarrassing.
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